~The Wishing Well {GONE ALL WRONG}~

[Dawnwhisker]

Well, just like on BANiSHED, I am going to start the Wishing Well {GONE ALL WRONG} game. It goes like this:
Since I have started this post, I will wish for something, and post it below this message. The next person who posts will accept my wish, but make it turn out bad. For example:

>Me: I wish that the moon was made out of cheese.
>>Other Member: Accepted, but the cheese was rotton, so when you ate it, you grew sick.

And then, the "Other Member" wishes for something too. Get it? Now, I will really start.

I wish that the moon really was made out of cheese. {Don't copy my example, please! xD}

[Cadence]

Granted, but the cheese was inhabited by the Three Blind Mice. One bit you, and now you need your rabies shots. X3

I wish that Warmpaw was a real kitty!

[Queen Kitten]

Granted but she hates you and hisses and scratches you.

I wish that this site will get a lot of active members!

[mysti]

Wish granted... but there were so many that the site crashed.

I wish my new show puppy would be perfectly trained so I didn't have to work.

[Cadence]

Granted, but in the process of training it you discovered it's allergic to beef dog treats and now have to pay fifty dollars for prescription medicine. (Sorry.)

I wish all the idiots in my Spanish class would disappear forever.

[Dawnwhisker]

Granted, but once all of those idiots in your Spanish class left forever, more even worse idiots came.

>I wish that there could have been more snowfall this early year; I just love the snow.

[Cadence]

(Out of Game: That's just plain evil.)

Granted, but now your house is buried under twenty feet of snow.

I wish I didn't have that five-page Spanish project to do.

[mysti]

granted.... But now its 25 pages..

I wish I was a good singer and could sing my song (Can't get a man with a gun from Annie get your gun) Really well

[Cadence]

Granted, but now you're getting calls from millions of record companies worldwide begging you to be their new star.

I wish I was a vampire. Stephenie Meyer style.

[Dawnwhisker]

Granted, but you sucked so much blood that you blew up like a mosquito. {Sorry!}

>I wish that my computer wasn't so gimpy.

[Queen Kitten]

Granted but then your internet reception sucked.

I wish I didn't have to do art reasurch to pass IB art!!!!!!!!!

[Dawnwhisker]

Granted, but instead you had to do research on the worlds most boring man, and you had to have 100 pages about him. {LOL SORRY}

>I wish that cats could talk.

[mysti]

granted but they only speak Latin ( A dead language of course)

I wish for something cool

[Dawnwhisker]

Granted, but once you touched it, it scorched your whole body.

> I wish for my own laptop so I always don't have to use my dad's

[Cadence]

Granted, but you found out soon after buying it that your cat not only knows how to type, but is secretly plotting the destruction of the world via the Interwebz.

I wish I didn't have any homework to do today.